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About 5ive : i am addicted to this website!! haha :)
i submit a lot of FMLs by the way!
hopefully one of mine will get on the site one day! :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded to which he said "I'm flattered...but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML
Monday 1 September 2014