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5ive

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 September 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 31741
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About 5ive : i am addicted to this website!! haha :)

i submit a lot of FMLs by the way!
hopefully one of mine will get on the site one day! :)

5ive's page activity

Visits<b>nickinoodle</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 7:04pm<b>dariusdeath</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 10:47pm<b>dandee_one</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 9:35am<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 5:06pm<b>shmoooopie</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 11:17pm<b>Wolfipoo</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:18am<b>noctali_Solstice</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 5:11pm<b>TheRealCT</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 7:09pm<b>PickledSweets</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 12:43pm<b>TGRScythe</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 9:36pm<b>ilikeirony</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 3:09am<b>jrn</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 5:46pm<b>GraffitiStreets</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 9:42am<b>DIzYMaN</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 2:33pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 02/08/2014 at 11:43pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 3:23am<b>xXNexus13Xx</b> - the 09/25/2013 at 6:02pm<b>hand1234</b> - the 03/24/2013 at 3:37pm

Fucked!<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 11:07pm

5ive's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

5ive's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

by highleyj / 04/01/2009 at 4:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded to which he said "I'm flattered...but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML

by dntstopmenow / 03/14/2009 at 1:27am / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Miscellaneous

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

by rmL / 10/13/2008 at 4:31am / Intimacy