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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 September 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 31482
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About 5ive : i am addicted to this website!! haha :)

i submit a lot of FMLs by the way!
hopefully one of mine will get on the site one day! :)

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5ive's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (91496) - you deserved it (19213)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded to which he said "I'm flattered...but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56885) - you deserved it (7345)

On 03/14/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by dntstopmenow (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54443) - you deserved it (39809)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

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