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Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

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