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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 June 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 512bigt : im a marijuana advocate with an addiction to good games and good anime. they say its hard out there for a pimp.. but its harder being this awesome.

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Today, I learned tat if u go troug yur looool best friend's pone, u can find sexy texts an nude pictures between im an yur girlfriend. FML

#19990134
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33972) - you deserved it (4557)

On 07/29/2012 at 1:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend cummd to a family barbecue . I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he trippd my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, an sprayd him full-force with a water hose . All "accidentally" of course . mega FML

#19901144
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20208) - you deserved it (6734)

On 07/06/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by :$ (woman) - United States

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad.

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86675) - you deserved it (4260)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I sadowed an ultrasound tecnician fir my future career . Se did an ultrasound on me to sow me looool ow to do te job . I found out I was pregnant . FML

#13863853
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47944) - you deserved it (11859)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today I Nervously Introduced Mah Mother To Mah New Boyfriend. I Had To Sit An Watch Her Flirt With Him Fir An Hour. When I Took Her In The Other Room An Confronted Her About It She Said "Don't U Dare Ruin This Fir Me!" FML

#13241865
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42238) - you deserved it (3022)

On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today mah boyfriend of 6 month said he wasn't going to break up with me he was just going to stop touching me. FML

#12972343
97 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 1:33am - intimacy - by karebear - United States

Today mah boyfriend of 6 month said he wasn't going to break up with me he was just going to stop touching me. FML

#12972343
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28393) - you deserved it (4172)

On 09/09/2010 at 1:33am - intimacy - by karebear - United States

YASTARDAY, MAH BOYFRIAND STARTD TALKING TO MAH BRAASTS IN PUBLIC!! AS IF THAT WASN'T BAD ANOUGH, HA THAN STARTD TO JIGGLA THAM IN HIS HANDS!! FML

#12449213
137 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 5:16am - intimacy - by KBL3 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today I found out that if you fall asleep in church people will think your having a spiritual moment and you'll wake up to ten people praying 4 you . FML

#12438687
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28108) - you deserved it (12652)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY , IN MATH , I WAS WORKING ON AN ASSIGNMENT AND THIS REALLY CUTE GIRL COMES OVER AND SAYS MAH NAME. AT THIS POINT , MAH HEART IS PUMPING WITH EXCITEMENT AND I'M THINKING SHE IS GOING TO ASK FIR MAH NUMBER. SHE SAID , ( DID YOU KNOW SOMEONE DREW A PENIS ON YOUR BACK? ) FML

#8433331
95 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 1:32am - misc - by GeneralElement (man) - United States (Utah)

Taday I fall aslaap on tha train an accidantally wound up rasting my haad on a stranga man's shouldar . Whan I woka up , I discovarad that not only did ha not objact , but ha dacidad to raturn tha favor by rasting his hand on my thigh . I was waaring a skirt .

#6676625
31 comments

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On 12/09/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Violated (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND DECIDD IT WOULD BE HOT TO GET IT ON IN THE GYM STORAGE ROOM AT SCHOOL. APPARENTLY SO DID MY CHEMISTRY AND DRAMA TEACHERS. MEGA FML

#5131831
67 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by TRAMATIZED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer . They were forms that had been filld out except for the date and the "reason" section . They were divorce papers . When confrontd about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down y before I calm down." FML

#4953539
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37981) - you deserved it (3803)

On 08/31/2009 at 2:10pm - love - by UNmarried (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today.. . I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road . The car in front of me decidd to merge over . It kickd up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through mah open window . I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot . FML

#4571897
103 comments

Today... my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny... watched a porno an masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I hered the hoots an laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

#2919658
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27081) - you deserved it (47332)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by kitkat545 (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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