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Today, I learned that if you go through your best friend's phone, you can find sexy texts and nude pictures between him and your girlfriend. FML
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On 07/29/2012 at 1:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the following two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by :$ (woman) - United States
Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML
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Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 1:33am - intimacy - by karebear - United States
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 1:33am - intimacy - by karebear - United States
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 5:16am - intimacy - by KBL3 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML
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On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:32am - misc - by GeneralElement (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Violated (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML
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On 09/08/2009 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by TRAMATIZED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer. They were forms that had been filled out except for the date and the "reason" section. They were divorce papers. When confronted about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down why before I calm down." FML
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On 08/31/2009 at 2:10pm - love - by UNmarried (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road. The car in front of me decided to merge over. It kicked up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through my open window. I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot. FML
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On 08/16/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by travinator121611 (man) - United States (California)
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
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On 06/15/2009 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by kitkat545 (woman) - United States (Maryland)
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