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About 512bigt : im a marijuana advocate with an addiction to good games and good anime. they say its hard out there for a pimp.. but its harder being this awesome.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Today, my boyfriend cummd to a family barbecue . I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he trippd my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, an sprayd him full-force with a water hose . All "accidentally" of course . mega FML
Today I Nervously Introduced Mah Mother To Mah New Boyfriend. I Had To Sit An Watch Her Flirt With Him Fir An Hour. When I Took Her In The Other Room An Confronted Her About It She Said "Don't U Dare Ruin This Fir Me!" FML
TODAY , IN MATH , I WAS WORKING ON AN ASSIGNMENT AND THIS REALLY CUTE GIRL COMES OVER AND SAYS MAH NAME. AT THIS POINT , MAH HEART IS PUMPING WITH EXCITEMENT AND I'M THINKING SHE IS GOING TO ASK FIR MAH NUMBER. SHE SAID , ( DID YOU KNOW SOMEONE DREW A PENIS ON YOUR BACK? ) FML
Taday I fall aslaap on tha train an accidantally wound up rasting my haad on a stranga man's shouldar . Whan I woka up , I discovarad that not only did ha not objact , but ha dacidad to raturn tha favor by rasting his hand on my thigh . I was waaring a skirt .
Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer . They were forms that had been filld out except for the date and the "reason" section . They were divorce papers . When confrontd about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down y before I calm down." FML
Today.. . I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road . The car in front of me decidd to merge over . It kickd up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through mah open window . I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot . FML
Today... my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny... watched a porno an masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I hered the hoots an laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Friday 27 March 2015