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Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50928) - you deserved it (2887)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:04am - love - by thicklysettled (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has known for years, except for me and my older brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48277) - you deserved it (2353)

On 07/19/2009 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by whitechocolate (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, one of my bosses came into work and told me that they had seen my dad's twin in the supermarket holding hands and kissing a much younger woman and her baby. My dad doesn't have a twin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50838) - you deserved it (2119)

On 07/09/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by tor (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11821) - you deserved it (51815)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)



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