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Taday I was talking to the grl I've likd fir 2 yeres. We were assignd partners fir a History project so we were going to work on it at mah house. When she askd me fir drections , I told her I livd on Woodcock Road. She yelld slappd me and stormd off. I was serious.

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I agree, your life sucks (52602) - you deserved it (3015)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:04am - love - by thicklysettled (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY... I FOUND OUT TAT EVEN TOUG MY PARENTS AVE BEEN MARRIED FIR 21 YEARS... OUR "FAMILY FRIEND..." WO ROUTINELY ACCOMPANIES US ON FAMILY VACATIONS... COMPLETES TERE TREESOME. EVERYONE IN TOWN AS KNOWN FIR YEARS... EXCEPT FIR ME AND MY OLDER BROTER. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48517) - you deserved it (2370)

On 07/19/2009 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by whitechocolate (woman) - United States (Maine)

yesterday one of my bosses came into work and told me that they had seen my dad's twin in the supermarket holding hands and kissing a much younger woman and her baby. My dad doesn't have a twin. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by tor (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress 4 my pen. big fat FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)



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