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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 December 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 488
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About 3yellowzebras : I like to swim in sand and sunbathe in bunkers, you should try it.

I also enjoy long walks on rooftops and hopping down mountains on pogo sticks.

My favourite hobby involves rocking out to gigs in the sea, the acoustics are awesome.

Now you know all about me...
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3yellowzebras's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML


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On 09/13/2010 at 11:14am - misc - by dmvsucks (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure was to file a sexual harassment complaint since my boss exposed himself to me. His response was that the procedure is to "get over it." And he went back to reading. FML


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On 10/18/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by dyingtinkerbell (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML


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On 08/24/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by NoThanks (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML


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On 05/12/2009 at 11:22am - love - by badboyfriend101 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received a list of employee names who were losing their jobs and I had to remove them from the system as I work for IT. I was on the list. That's right. My last responsibility as an employee was removing myself from the system for security reasons. FML


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On 05/10/2009 at 4:41pm - work - by IT_4_Hire (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML


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On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by facepalmshroomer (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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