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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 December 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 404
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 3yellowzebras : I like to swim in sand and sunbathe in bunkers, you should try it.

I also enjoy long walks on rooftops and hopping down mountains on pogo sticks.

My favourite hobby involves rocking out to gigs in the sea, the acoustics are awesome.

Now you know all about me...
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3yellowzebras's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought it was a good idea to flush the stink bug I found in my kitchen. Later I went in the bathroom to take a crap, and next thing I know, I feel a stink bug on my privates. I guess it didn't flush after all. FML

#21000427
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35023) - you deserved it (7887)

On 12/21/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was asked to dumb myself down so the people I was training could comprehend what I was saying. FML

#20868484
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36596) - you deserved it (6421)

On 09/05/2013 at 2:57am - work - by Retarded (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

#20723435
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60329) - you deserved it (5429)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Hannah (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML

#20130942
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39056) - you deserved it (2021)

On 10/24/2012 at 5:21am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on a plane returning to University, and I decided to shut my eyes. I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to find I couldn't move at all. I was in sleep paralysis. The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat. FML

#20090890
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25436) - you deserved it (1835)

On 09/27/2012 at 11:46am - health - by Dave (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was assigned to write a short story about what we imagine Earth to be like in 500 years, and daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it and read it aloud to the class. He asked for my inspiration, and I didn't have the heart to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML

Today, I lost two terabytes' worth of photos to a friend's incompetence. He said he could save me some money and fix my slow computer for free. He ended up wiping the hard drive, and along with it, my photography portfolio from the last five years. FML

#20032826
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21956) - you deserved it (14877)

On 08/20/2012 at 10:30pm - misc - by ThisGirl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was diagnosed with migraines. Any loud sounds or bright lights make it worse. I'm the drummer for a heavy metal band, so I now have to choose between really bad migraines or a career. FML

#19727827
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26356) - you deserved it (4151)

On 06/03/2012 at 5:23pm - health - by Former Drummer - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, there is an annular solar eclipse. As I was buying the last pair of solar glasses to watch the eclipse with, some jerk snatched them out of my hands and bolted off with them. I now have to make the decision between watching the eclipse and not going blind. FML

#19653342
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18362) - you deserved it (2814)

On 05/20/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by VocalizedBoar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

#18108138
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33244) - you deserved it (7518)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73888) - you deserved it (3821)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37832) - you deserved it (10289)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I found out I have Raynaud's, a condition where your veins basically shut off all blood flow to your hands and feet if you get cold. Turns out "cold" for me is anything below 70 degrees. Oh, and I live in Ohio. FML

Today, I went on a date with my new boyfriend. When the check came, he asked, "Do you accept food stamps?" When the waiter said no, he checked in his wallet and said, "Well all I have is five dollars." I ended up picking up the $20 tab. FML

#13971159
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27645) - you deserved it (7516)

On 11/25/2010 at 3:36am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74749) - you deserved it (4197)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)



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