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  • Town/Country : Eastleigh, United Kingdom
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 December 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 714
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 3yellowzebras : I like to swim in sand and sunbathe in bunkers, you should try it.

I also enjoy long walks on rooftops and hopping down mountains on pogo sticks.

My favourite hobby involves rocking out to gigs in the sea, the acoustics are awesome.

Now you know all about me...
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3yellowzebras's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog vomited a writhing mass of maggots. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled, and I was baffled as to where she found a maggot infested dead thing to eat. Baffled, until my mom reminded me that my cat has been missing, presumed dead, for over a week. FML

#21469594
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26197) - you deserved it (1626)

On 09/17/2015 at 5:08pm - animals - by wormsmeat (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

#21448923
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27786) - you deserved it (9097)

On 07/29/2015 at 2:15am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today, I just finished a driving school that I thought would lower my insurance by 10%. It was 30 hours so I was glad it was over, that was until I found out I took the wrong class. FML

#21438040
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20775) - you deserved it (8144)

On 07/07/2015 at 4:20pm - misc - by HowToGetFired - United States (Florida)

Today, I thought it was a good idea to flush the stink bug I found in my kitchen. Later I went in the bathroom to take a crap, and next thing I know, I feel a stink bug on my privates. I guess it didn't flush after all. FML

#21000427
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37403) - you deserved it (8354)

On 12/21/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was asked to dumb myself down so the people I was training could comprehend what I was saying. FML

#20868484
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39164) - you deserved it (6753)

On 09/05/2013 at 2:57am - work - by Retarded (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

#20723435
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65209) - you deserved it (5871)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Hannah (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML

#20130942
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43615) - you deserved it (2310)

On 10/24/2012 at 5:21am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on a plane returning to University, and I decided to shut my eyes. I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to find I couldn't move at all. I was in sleep paralysis. The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat. FML

#20090890
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29388) - you deserved it (2139)

On 09/27/2012 at 11:46am - health - by Dave (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was assigned to write a short story about what we imagine Earth to be like in 500 years, and daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it and read it aloud to the class. He asked for my inspiration, and I didn't have the heart to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML

Today, I lost two terabytes' worth of photos to a friend's incompetence. He said he could save me some money and fix my slow computer for free. He ended up wiping the hard drive, and along with it, my photography portfolio from the last five years. FML

#20032826
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24545) - you deserved it (15785)

On 08/20/2012 at 10:30pm - misc - by ThisGirl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was diagnosed with migraines. Any loud sounds or bright lights make it worse. I'm the drummer for a heavy metal band, so I now have to choose between really bad migraines or a career. FML

#19727827
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29168) - you deserved it (4457)

On 06/03/2012 at 5:23pm - health - by Former Drummer - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, there is an annual solar eclipse. As I was buying the last pair of solar glasses to watch the eclipse with, some jerk snatched them out of my hands and bolted off with them. I now have to make the decision between watching the eclipse and not going blind. FML

#19653342
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21317) - you deserved it (3148)

On 05/20/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by VocalizedBoar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

#18108138
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36598) - you deserved it (7908)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78083) - you deserved it (4108)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41135) - you deserved it (10936)

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