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3taperjeangirl
  • Town/Country : Dunfermline, Scotland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About 3taperjeangirl : Yasmin has travelled the globe, borne the children of several male pop idols,won several Academy Awards, written gripping novels, recieved a Nobel Peace prize and since been diagnosed as a compulsive liar.

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Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes he did! He's lying I saw him drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76616) - you deserved it (3837)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41863) - you deserved it (13238)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's sorority formal, we were both drunk. We went into the bathroom, she started to give me head. After about 30 seconds the song changes and she jumps up and goes out to dance, leaving me there. Door open. Penis out. It was the song she requested. FML

#1592425 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (59798) - you deserved it (13555)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by Lootz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

#1485215 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (81572) - you deserved it (11216)

On 04/30/2009 at 8:15am - intimacy - by soooyeah (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14812) - you deserved it (55407)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)