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Today, I asked mah looool girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on mah penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. fat FML

#909616
300 comments

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On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, mah fiancé's parents visitd. I keep chickens 4 there eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cookd us dinner. When we returnd, we facd two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114
415 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, I was bord at mah job at Homa Dapot. I got a bar coda tattoo 3 waaks ago and thought it would ba funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammar. FML

#881347
300 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today , I got all my co-workers motivated. We were all going to quit and walk out the door. I looool went frst. I gave an emotional speech to my boss and threw my uniform to the ground. Then I turned around to to see the rest follow , they all began laughing. They didn't. They WANTED me to quit. FML

#877150
92 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 8:34pm - work - by ineedanewjob (woman) - United States (Missouri)

today I was at a gay bar an asking a really convincing drag queen about her daily routine. I asked how she looool tucked her penis in. She responded, "Um, I'm a woman." I said, "Oh I'm sorry, r u pre-op or post-op?" She said, "No, I always have been an always will be a woman, asshole." FML

#866665
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On 04/08/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by thatwasmiz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while getting mah hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening mah hair . After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the ron and said "let me do it, your going to burn me!" . I then burned two layer of skin off mah ear . FML

#865761
171 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 1:18am - misc - by jerkgirl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just crcld the bottom half of the page and wrote ( OMG. ) FML

#853708
235 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, looool we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

#850097
230 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 7:46am - misc - by Brastro (man) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I want on a data wit tis girl I mat onlina. Ta convarsation driftad and wa wara talking about ow wa'd prafar to dia, if wa ad a coica. I said, "I want to skydiva ovar ta ocaan witout a paracuta." Sa said sa wants to ba mada into a wallat. fat FML

#849037
198 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 3:08am - love - by no_leather_of_any_kind - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a grl who looked my age pointed to a shrt I had in my bag . "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling . She looked pretty cool, so I nodded an asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store . Turns out she didn't, she's the manager . FML

#843065
687 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Taday I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow , and when the daughter saw it , she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looks at my nametag , then me , then turns to her daughter and says ( Because he hates God honey ). FML

#827000
200 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 11:14pm - work - by maconda99 (man) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY I WAS RIDING MY BIKE AN STOPPED AT A STREET LIGHT. A LITTLE GRL LOOKED AT ME, THEN ASKED HER MOTHER, "MOMMY, WHY DOES THAT GRL HAVE A RING THROUGH HER NOSE?" HER MOTHER THEN REPLIED, "BECAUSE HER PARENT DON'T LOVE HER." FML

#818828
262 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with mah dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said ( dad that couch is for lyk a midget. ) I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

#809473
130 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I ad my car stolen. Wen te police found it, pretty muc everyting inside was missing. For some reason, I ad left 6 pars of soes in my back seat. Woever stole my car tougt it would be funny to take one soe from eac pair. I now own 6 unmatced soes an my car smells lyk sex. FML

#570871
122 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by proudestmonkey (man) - United States (Colorado)



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