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3mikey1
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 June 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 536
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 3mikey1 : Hey. I'm just a guy who is kinda a nerd. I like band, chess, golf, and anything technological. I tend to use the iPhone app so... Text me! 312-420-3847

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Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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On 01/06/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by lifsabtch (man) -

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6760) - you deserved it (34383)

On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7164) - you deserved it (27284)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)



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