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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 958
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 3mikey1 : Hey. I'm just a guy who is kinda a nerd. I like band, chess, golf, and anything technological. I tend to use the iPhone app so... Text me! 312-420-3847

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Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML


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Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML


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Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML


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