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by Katherine / 02/13/2012 at 4:23pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML
by MillyMan / 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/21/2012 at 5:38pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
by Reliena / 01/21/2012 at 12:47am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
by Ouch / 01/20/2012 at 7:29pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML
by CantPublish / 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm / United States / Health
Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML
by Anonymous / 01/14/2012 at 2:26pm / United States / Intimacy
by sosadbuttrue / 01/14/2012 at 8:15am / Switzerland (Glarus) / Intimacy
by shellie / 01/13/2012 at 2:48am / Reserved / Health
by Duplighost / 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
by LaLa / 01/09/2012 at 12:01am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by Jonny / 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm / United States (California) / Health
by caught / 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by bellaskyeb / 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I got bitched at for 6 hours on a roadtrip by my mother. I asked her not to smoke while my 4… Today, I had a job interview. I also slept in late, my car doesn't work and my brother canceled on… Today, I was looking forward to swimming for the entire day. As soon as I finally got in the water,…