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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 August 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 218
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 379 : I love to laugh. I like my job. I'm all over Canada and USA. Sarcasm should be taught in school not enough people understand it

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Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48616) - you deserved it (4421)

On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21865) - you deserved it (53827)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)



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