About 379 : I love to laugh. I like my job. I'm all over Canada and USA. Sarcasm should be taught in school not enough people understand it
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Today, I returned a rental car and almost got charged extra for the "funky and rotten" smell in the car. I blamed it on a sausage roll, not having the heart to tell the woman it was my fart from a minute before. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2015 at 4:46am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm / United States (Delaware) / Intimacy
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
by Felicityfrank / 05/01/2014 at 10:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals
by Ow / 04/18/2014 at 7:09am / United States (Arizona) / Health
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