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by needsnewshorts / 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by leeceetaylor99 / 07/15/2013 at 12:47pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by lilly1105 / 07/15/2013 at 9:19am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
by ugh / 07/15/2013 at 7:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/15/2013 at 2:15am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML
by Stacy / 07/13/2013 at 12:22am / United States / Love
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
by Anonymous / 07/12/2013 at 4:27pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
by ElodieUNU / 07/12/2013 at 3:33pm / France / Love
Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave: "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
by Anonymous / 07/12/2013 at 12:53pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 07/12/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Maine) / Transportation
Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML
by Anonymous / 07/12/2013 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Kids
by fucked up dad / 07/11/2013 at 3:50pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/11/2013 at 1:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by vet1 / 07/11/2013 at 11:18am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Work
Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2013 at 10:24am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted…