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33Got_Game's favorite FMLs
Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in the Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
by right / 08/02/2013 at 10:08am / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Intimacy
Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML
by whyeventry? / 08/02/2013 at 12:39am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by countryblumpkin / 08/01/2013 at 2:06pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by father of the year / 08/01/2013 at 2:21am / United States / Kids
Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML
by vmml97 / 08/01/2013 at 12:32am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML
by ktiskool / 08/01/2013 at 12:03am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 7:19pm / United Kingdom (Falkirk) / Kids
by Bnewlove / 07/31/2013 at 12:50am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by JustSomeGuy / 07/29/2013 at 11:43pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/29/2013 at 3:07pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by PrettyScared / 07/29/2013 at 11:07am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. When I didn't get off right away, he asked what he was doing wrong. I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well. His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2013 at 3:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by the un-loved child / 07/28/2013 at 6:34pm / United States (California) / Animals
- Today, my new guy friend told me that he is madly in love with me. When I suggested "let's give it… Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,… Today, I just found out that my little brother likes to peak through the crack of the bathroom door…