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3051628

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 32705
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About 3051628 : Currently in the second semester of my Junior year studying Geography at Penn State. In general, I'm a very laid back and relaxed guy, and I love listening to music from just about any genre. I also love playing video games (with my newest consoles being the Xbox One and Wii U). I'm not sure what else to put, but feel free to message me. Fair warning though: I'm not the best at responding to messages on here, so if there's a bit of a delay in my response, please don't take it personally.

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3051628's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML

#21502739
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24826) - you deserved it (2303)

On 12/11/2015 at 9:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML

#21502633
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19874) - you deserved it (4205)

On 12/11/2015 at 3:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my first job interview in months. The guy chuckled mockingly at my master's degree in philosophy and wound up admitting that he had no idea why I'd even been selected to be interviewed. FML

#21502612
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19779) - you deserved it (3432)

On 12/11/2015 at 2:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML

#21502374
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23648) - you deserved it (4765)

On 12/10/2015 at 7:12pm - misc - by crushed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my so-called "friends" on my Skype group chat have another group chat that contains everyone but me. Apparently, they made it so I would not "disturb" their conversations. FML

#21502217
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19421) - you deserved it (2435)

On 12/10/2015 at 10:53am - misc - by AlwaysRejected (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

#21502145
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21163) - you deserved it (1535)

On 12/10/2015 at 3:19am - love - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML

#21501908
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21531) - you deserved it (1956)

On 12/09/2015 at 2:26pm - animals - by Jack W. - United States

Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML

#21501584
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21048) - you deserved it (5163)

On 12/08/2015 at 6:08pm - love - by neverleavingthehouseagain (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, while giving my final speech, a bump that had been growing on my arm popped. Pus leaked through my white dress sleeve, and it smelled like death. Everyone noticed. FML

#21501522
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22217) - you deserved it (2342)

On 12/08/2015 at 3:24pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got fired from my job because I closed the store 84 seconds early. They found out because the state manager was sitting across the street with binoculars watching me. FML

#21501348
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25483) - you deserved it (3601)

On 12/08/2015 at 1:17am - work - by unemployed-dude - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

#21501271
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22082) - you deserved it (3137)

On 12/07/2015 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by Hormones apparently (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, someone finally got the guts to punch my extremely rude mother in the face. My wife. FML

Today, my cat managed to digest some of the grass she ate. This makes her poop come out daisy-chained, and sometimes leaves a piece dangling from her ass on a string of grass. Then she runs around like crazy until it falls off, if possible on my bed. I had to catch her and pull it out by hand. FML

Today, my dad read that if you pass gas from both ends at the same time it will create a vacuum inside your body and you'll implode. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#21501049
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19934) - you deserved it (1573)

On 12/07/2015 at 8:28am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I had to explain to my Romanian colleague that, no, a cat flap is not a euphemism for a vagina. FML

#21500678
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20386) - you deserved it (1717)

On 12/06/2015 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous -



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