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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 30085
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About 3051628 : Currently studying Meteorology at Penn State University, and I'm headed into the first semester of my Junior year. In general, I'm a relaxed, laid back guy. I love listening to music from nearly any genre and I also love to play video games. The newest two consoles I have are the Xbox One and Wii U. Another hobby of mine is going on long walks (while listening to music of course). I'll the past I've played basketball, soccer, tried some fencing, and a little football. I've been on this app almost every day since I first happened upon it roughly seven years ago.
I'm not sure what else to put. If there's anything else you'd like to know l, feel free to message me. Unfortunately, I'm not the best at answering messages quickly on here, so if I don't answer for a while it's nothing personal.

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3051628's favorite FMLs

Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML

#17521607
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49947) - you deserved it (4280)

On 08/19/2011 at 5:57pm - intimacy - by jimmy - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44542) - you deserved it (3104)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40822) - you deserved it (3240)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40822) - you deserved it (3240)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

#17447833
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43648) - you deserved it (6434)

On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

#17429477
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34270) - you deserved it (6501)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by noway - Singapore

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36480) - you deserved it (7432)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58286) - you deserved it (9724)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML

#17064956
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44983) - you deserved it (4104)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML

#17064956
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44983) - you deserved it (4104)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65424) - you deserved it (5210)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53753) - you deserved it (16813)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

#16974687
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35985) - you deserved it (4768)

On 07/04/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by rejecteddd (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

#16970335
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39812) - you deserved it (2769)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:11am - animals - by oopsies - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42922) - you deserved it (3722)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)



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