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3051628

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 25913
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About 3051628 : Currently a second semester sophomore at Pennsylvania State University, and I'm studying for a bachelor's in meteorology. Also, I skipped a grade and graduated with honors when I was 17. I live in Virginia, but I'm originally from Ohio. In general I'm a pretty laid back guy and I love listening to music from pretty much any genre.

I'm not really sure what else to put: if there's something else you'd like to know, feel free to message me. Be warned though, I'm pretty much only on FML via the app and I'm not the best at responding to messages on here.

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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3051628's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

#18760852
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44042) - you deserved it (2396)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

#18705552
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46033) - you deserved it (4334)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

#18626777
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44505) - you deserved it (2365)

On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

#18612285
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30433) - you deserved it (2516)

On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26416) - you deserved it (9211)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML

#18557355
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24348) - you deserved it (6296)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by BKCK4187 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

#18508427
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53936) - you deserved it (3283)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48883) - you deserved it (7761)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

#18479276
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50209) - you deserved it (3787)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44132) - you deserved it (5364)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8427) - you deserved it (74033)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13681) - you deserved it (42636)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

#18438715
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20514) - you deserved it (18020)

On 12/05/2011 at 7:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

#18433358
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14365) - you deserved it (44017)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42235) - you deserved it (2287)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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