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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 32800
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About 3051628 : Currently in the second semester of my Junior year studying Geography at Penn State. In general, I'm a very laid back and relaxed guy, and I love listening to music from just about any genre. I also love playing video games (with my newest consoles being the Xbox One and Wii U). I'm not sure what else to put, but feel free to message me. Fair warning though: I'm not the best at responding to messages on here, so if there's a bit of a delay in my response, please don't take it personally.

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Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

#21510035
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21253) - you deserved it (4064)

On 01/01/2016 at 2:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML

#21509885
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23644) - you deserved it (1917)

On 12/31/2015 at 7:41pm - health - by sad as shit - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

#21509850
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20442) - you deserved it (6607)

On 12/31/2015 at 5:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

#21509753
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21212) - you deserved it (1532)

On 12/31/2015 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

#21509335
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23258) - you deserved it (4807)

On 12/30/2015 at 10:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found the engagement ring I'd bought and been missing for a week. On my girlfriend's hand. While my childhood friend was inside her. They apparently like pretending she's married while doing this. They made this self-discovery a week ago. Good for them. I don't want the ring back. FML

Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML

#21509147
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20336) - you deserved it (1265)

On 12/29/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by bob the builders pissed off daughter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my wife has been taking "love thy neighbour" very literally with the bloke next door. FML

#21509012
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22557) - you deserved it (1399)

On 12/29/2015 at 9:15am - love - by Anonymous (man) -

Today at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

#21508922
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24053) - you deserved it (1178)

On 12/28/2015 at 11:59pm - work - by peachass - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid blow job. FML

#21508603
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21139) - you deserved it (2467)

On 12/28/2015 at 12:43am - intimacy - by ThreeWeeksWithoutSex - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream where I was having the best sex of my life. With Donald Trump. My boyfriend hasn't stopped laughing. FML

#21508476
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21984) - you deserved it (4762)

On 12/27/2015 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by whatthefuck (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, after weeks of keeping it a secret, I excitedly gave my boyfriend what I thought to be the perfect Christmas present. Turns out lock picking sets are illegal in Ohio. FML

#21508274
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16647) - you deserved it (7361)

On 12/27/2015 at 12:18am - misc - by BahHumbug (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

#21508083
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21714) - you deserved it (2794)

On 12/26/2015 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was babysitting. As I went to leave the bathroom, someone grabbed the knob and pulled the door shut. I figured it was one of the kids and told them to knock it off. A second later, the grip let off. There was no one there and the kids were still asleep. I don't know what to think. FML

#21508063
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23941) - you deserved it (1643)

On 12/26/2015 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I showed my husband a recipe for the meal I wanted us to make tonight. He saw cumin was an ingredient and broke into hysterics. By the time he managed to stop laughing, he gasped that he couldn't eat something "with cumin it" and broke down laughing again. FML

#21508031
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19932) - you deserved it (2807)

On 12/26/2015 at 8:41am - misc - by -__- (woman) -



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