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3051628

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23594
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About 3051628 : Currently a second semester sophomore at Pennsylvania State University, and I'm studying for a bachelor's in meteorology. Also, I skipped a grade and graduated with honors when I was 17. I live in Virginia, but I'm originally from Ohio. In general I'm a pretty laid back guy and I love listening to music from pretty much any genre.

I'm not really sure what else to put: if there's something else you'd like to know, feel free to message me. Be warned though, I'm pretty much only on FML via the app and I'm not the best at responding to messages on here.

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Fucked!<b>ElMungia</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:10am<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 3:56pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 9:27pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 3:01am<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 6:18pm<b>je_suis_petit</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 5:51pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm<b>Firegirl741</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 6:58am<b>watermelon15</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 6:19am<b>HighasaCloud</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 12:38am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 3:58pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 1:23pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 8:16pm<b>shutupshane12</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 2:41pm<b>iris2288fml</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 6:16pm

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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3051628's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML

#21323895
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31469) - you deserved it (2412)

On 12/25/2014 at 10:25am - work - by CalebNotShomo - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

#21323779
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34438) - you deserved it (13425)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:13am - intimacy - by VCDUDE11FTW - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML

#21321621
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28051) - you deserved it (2473)

On 12/21/2014 at 5:02pm - misc - by scoold - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of the supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

#21321028
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29609) - you deserved it (3175)

On 12/20/2014 at 5:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML

#21319149
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29978) - you deserved it (5729)

On 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm - misc - by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

#21318970
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31771) - you deserved it (2847)

On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

Today, I asked my spouse to help me apply some hemorrhoid relief cream, since I couldn't see what was going on down there clearly. Next time, I hope I'll remember if I'm still in a conference call with my online classmates so they don't witness the whole thing again. FML

Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML

#21318238
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31698) - you deserved it (3671)

On 12/15/2014 at 10:38pm - kids - by Lisa - United States (Missouri)

Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML

#21317298
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37136) - you deserved it (3764)

On 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by dating a moron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML

#21317143
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35560) - you deserved it (4336)

On 12/14/2014 at 2:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that he's not very good at dirty talk. He does it every time we have sex and it always turns me off. He started crying. FML

#21316697
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35367) - you deserved it (6398)

On 12/13/2014 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML

#21316533
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32978) - you deserved it (2356)

On 12/13/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to babysit my 7-year-old niece while my brother bought Christmas presents. After he left, she walked up to me and said in a very dark voice, "I'm gonna make you hate children!" Now my apartment looks like a bomb site. FML

#21316125
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28513) - you deserved it (2563)

On 12/12/2014 at 10:15am - kids - by Che_likes_you - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML

#21315826
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41718) - you deserved it (2221)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm - kids - by anon - United States (New York)

Today, the power went out at school. As a senior, I don't show up until third period. When I got there, I signed in as usual. The office secretary waited until I signed in to tell me that if I hadn't, I wouldn't have to attend classes that day. Now I have to sit in class doing nothing. FML

#21315594
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25833) - you deserved it (2925)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:20pm - misc - by KCHS - United States



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