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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 36192
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About 3051628 : Currently a second semester Junior at Penn State studying geography, with minors in GIS and climatology. In general, I'm pretty laid back and quiet. I love listening to music from nearly any genre, playing video games, watching anime from time to time (it's good stuff, sue me) and martial arts (currently a first degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do). I'm a pretty straightforward person, and can't stand liars and hypocrites; honesty is something I've always held a deep appreciation for.

I'm honestly not sure what else to put, I suck at making bios. Any questions? Feel free to ask! Be forewarned though, I'm not the best at messaging on here, so if I don't respond for a while, please don't take it personally.

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3051628's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

by wtf / 01/30/2015 at 4:00am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

by Anonymous / 01/23/2015 at 9:58am / United States / Love

Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML

by Mishlette / 01/23/2015 at 8:27am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Work

Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML

by virginwhore / 01/18/2015 at 1:29am / Intimacy

Today, my wife wanted me to take her to a new restaurant in town. When I looked it up and saw their prices, I almost had a heart attack. When I said it was too expensive, she snapped "Maybe you'd like to look up 'Lorena Bobbitt' next?!" We went to the restaurant. FML

by wounded pride, intact cock / 01/17/2015 at 1:49pm / United States / Love

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML

by Anonymous / 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm / United States (Delaware) / Animals

Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML

by Maiar / 01/13/2015 at 12:42pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Love

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

by can't win / 01/13/2015 at 11:25am / Australia / Love

Today, a council worker showed up on my doorstep for the final pool installation inspection, which was scheduled 10 years ago. FML

by livingstonjamie / 01/13/2015 at 3:28am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML

by briiiiiiii123 / 01/12/2015 at 2:56am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I asked the girl I sort of like as we were leaving class how her day was going so far. She said, 'Great. Don't ruin it.' FML

by loser / 01/08/2015 at 4:26pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, one of my friends posted on Facebook saying if you're held up at an ATM, putting your PIN in backwards will alert the cops. I pointed out it's an urban legend, and asked how it'd work if their PIN was the same backwards. He drove over and beat the crap out of me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/07/2015 at 12:07pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Health

Today, my brother admitted that he decides whether he will date a girl or not based on the number of likes she gets on her selfies. We share the same blood. FML

by Discouraged / 01/06/2015 at 3:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek

Today, desperate for work, I went into a shop and asked the owner if he had any spare jobs to fill. He looked me up and down and sneered "Yes, but not for people like... you." FML

by Anonymous / 01/06/2015 at 1:54pm / United Kingdom / Work

Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML

by anon / 01/05/2015 at 7:15pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous