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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
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On 07/02/2010 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Tim (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
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On 07/02/2010 at 12:21am - work - by lmao4eva93 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my hot co-worker had to use my computer, so he called me while I was at lunch for my login password. It was his name. FML
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On 06/28/2010 at 9:28am - work - by ladyhavery - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML
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On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
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On 06/22/2010 at 8:59am - love - by k.love - United States (Utah)
Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML
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On 06/16/2010 at 10:42am - health - by Joy (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)
Today, my boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that my work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, you're the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML
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On 06/08/2010 at 3:11am - work - by Myzyri (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
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On 05/26/2010 at 11:54am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
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On 05/20/2010 at 2:32pm - intimacy - by kjdhfakjs (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
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On 04/11/2010 at 4:11am - intimacy - by junior - United States (Arizona)
Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn." FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 8:48am - intimacy - by Bushfan101 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)
Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost my virginity 4 months ago. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by BNLM - United States
Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 4:18pm - misc - by uHazFailedTotall - Norway (Rogaland)
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