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Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 6:36pm - love - by iammike (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by carwife - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 11:28am - love - by yup okay (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that if my son and daughter in law are mad at me, they do it on my furniture. So far, they've done it on the table, my bed, and all the living room couches. FML
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On 08/16/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML
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On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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On 08/16/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
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On 08/16/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by bbbblt - Australia (Queensland)
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