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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, while at work, I got a call. They left a voicemail. It was a 7 minute voicemail of the mattress squeaking and my mom screaming my dad's name. I am going to their house for supper tonight. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Cantbreath94 - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
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On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, at work I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then shows up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
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On 11/12/2010 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I received a restraining order from a girl I have never met. FML
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On 11/11/2010 at 10:55pm - misc - by Bob - United States (Texas)
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm - misc - by beforegirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was showering at hockey practice. It would have been business as usual, if not for one of my teammates playing with his junk and not-so-subtly asked me to connect. There are 5 more months of hockey. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by thjeltz - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 6:06am - misc - by peestain (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
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