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3051628

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24233
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About 3051628 : Currently a second semester sophomore at Pennsylvania State University, and I'm studying for a bachelor's in meteorology. Also, I skipped a grade and graduated with honors when I was 17. I live in Virginia, but I'm originally from Ohio. In general I'm a pretty laid back guy and I love listening to music from pretty much any genre.

I'm not really sure what else to put: if there's something else you'd like to know, feel free to message me. Be warned though, I'm pretty much only on FML via the app and I'm not the best at responding to messages on here.

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Visits<b>J3WP33T4H</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 6:28pm<b>LoganGillease</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 6:41pm<b>swanheart</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:05am<b>MaybeMoo</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 5:24pm<b>klutzyduck1</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 4:30pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 11:56pm<b>0XBlazeX0</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 11:15pm<b>ElMungia</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 4:16am<b>Anthonymm2</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 8:44pm<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 7:08pm<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:18pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:26pm<b>mzrayray</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:04pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 5:14pm<b>aj2711</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:08pm<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 1:41pm<b>royr7395</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 4:44am<b>Cassandra2015</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 10:03pm

Fucked!<b>swanheart</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 11:23am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:16am<b>ElMungia</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:10am<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 3:56pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 9:27pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 3:01am<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 6:18pm<b>je_suis_petit</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 5:51pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm<b>Firegirl741</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 6:58am<b>watermelon15</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 6:19am<b>HighasaCloud</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 12:38am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 3:58pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 1:23pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 8:16pm<b>shutupshane12</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 2:41pm<b>iris2288fml</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 6:16pm

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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3051628's favorite FMLs

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

#21400544
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16546) - you deserved it (1671)

On 04/27/2015 at 10:20am - misc - by Junkiegamer - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

#21399850
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24494) - you deserved it (2329)

On 04/26/2015 at 4:19am - love - by fuck you (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML

#21399578
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24055) - you deserved it (2649)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:42pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML

#21399347
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28608) - you deserved it (1659)

On 04/25/2015 at 3:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

#21399079
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30768) - you deserved it (2115)

On 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Laois)

Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML

#21398419
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26259) - you deserved it (3782) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

#21397883
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37353) - you deserved it (2664)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML

#21395325
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29396) - you deserved it (2372)

On 04/17/2015 at 5:47pm - health - by rachlette (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

#21394468
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30913) - you deserved it (4872)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

#21394396
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29272) - you deserved it (2673)

On 04/15/2015 at 10:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonalds but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

#21393641
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28205) - you deserved it (2207)

On 04/14/2015 at 5:17pm - kids - by Pandistoteles - United States

Today, my son invited me to his first standup comedy gig. I accepted, only to later suffer through an hour of the worst jokes I've heard in my entire life. It was so bad, he made Dane Cook look like a comic genius, and I had to resist heckling him. Hours later, I still feel vaguely suicidal. FML

#21392908
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26176) - you deserved it (5086)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

#21392817
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29770) - you deserved it (2592)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)



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