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2potato4u

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2potato4u

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  • Number of visits : 259
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About 2potato4u : I am a fabulous potato in a field of wheat

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2potato4u's favorite FMLs

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39344) - you deserved it (7701)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

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468 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11621) - you deserved it (118184)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21644) - you deserved it (62953)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met at a speed dating event. He recommended the lamb shank, which I ordered without looking at the menu. When the waiter took my order, my date said, "wait, the lamb is $27, why don't you get the chicken". He then ordered the lamb for himself. FML



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