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2ndSucks
  • Town/Country : Emerald City, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 March 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1775
  • Number of comments : 414
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16092) - you deserved it (25770)

On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

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On 04/10/2012 at 6:48am - animals - by Baustigt - Australia (Western Australia)

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Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

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On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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