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2ndSucks

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2ndSucks
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2748
  • Number of comments : 434
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 2ndSucks : An optimist with occasional nihilistic crises.

PS. The sculpture in my profile picture is what I think I would look like as a lava lamp

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2ndSucks's favorite FMLs

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

#21278356
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27897) - you deserved it (56136)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

#21272641
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37741) - you deserved it (10148)

On 10/07/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Waterfalls (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

#21262210
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45724) - you deserved it (12723)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML

#21247229
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42329) - you deserved it (3444)

On 08/28/2014 at 3:58pm - love - by wowzer (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

#21076106
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56074) - you deserved it (14534)

On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML

#20460283
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21869) - you deserved it (39673)

On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32943) - you deserved it (19848)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35541) - you deserved it (5890)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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