Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

2ndSucks

Search for a member

2ndSucks

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2076
  • Number of comments : 422
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 2ndSucks : Greetings, earthling.

2ndSucks's page activity

Visits<b>bopersonn</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 2:33am<b>tbfootball88</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 2:57pm<b>drunkenbabies</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 1:48am<b>marcusaa</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 6:20pm<b>Eminemerica</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 1:36am<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 5:21pm<b>awesomepantTamia</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 9:48am<b>DerpyDerpinator</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 11:31am<b>RedNinjaTurtle</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 3:24pm<b>noxiffic</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 8:56pm<b>MrKronos</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 6:00pm<b>katieemerr</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 2:14pm<b>DJ_Jam</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 3:35pm<b>Spetz14</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 12:44am<b>Caylee_G</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 10:07pm<b>ihavenolifehaha</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 1:59pm<b>bpbpbp1</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 8:44am<b>FloridaGirl23</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 6:37am

2ndSucks's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of 2ndSucks's badges

2ndSucks's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

#21076106
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52291) - you deserved it (13305)

On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML

#20460283
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19724) - you deserved it (36360)

On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28817) - you deserved it (18062)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31282) - you deserved it (5431)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States



FML's blog

  • Freaks's Illustrated FML
  • What's going on? Something weird is going on. I can feel it in my bones. Can't you? People are acting weird, as if they're short-fused all of a sudden. There's definitely…

Friday 1 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: