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About 2i1337i2iscore : "The Everest of truth is not a path that is paved but remains the path that is layment with tribulating arches of self doubt and self discovery"

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I'm as comfortable on a surf board as I am with talking about quantum mechanics.
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I am used to people making a lot of wrong assumptions about me.

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Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML


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Today, I told my husband that I didn't feel like he loved me. He looked away and replied, "Fair enough". FML


Today, my four year old son came into the restroom while I was applying my make-up, and asked me "Mommy, are you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" FML

Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML

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