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by Vassy / 12/04/2012 at 1:51pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by mdg / 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by Banana / 12/04/2012 at 11:04am / Puerto Rico / Transportation
by Read The Fine Print / 11/24/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/05/2012 at 2:21pm / United Kingdom / Love
by PieterseMJ / 11/02/2012 at 8:17am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Work
Today, I was taking a walk with a girl I really like. Trying to impress her, I mentioned I'd just learned how to do a front flip, and she told me to prove it. I did the flip, but stumbled forward on the landing and smacked head-first into a pole. She's still laughing. FML
by RedFox12 / 10/27/2012 at 8:12pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by mental / 10/25/2012 at 7:09pm / United States / Love
Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML
by Lunazel93 / 10/22/2012 at 12:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I was singing one of my favorite songs in my car while at a red light. A guy made it a point to get my attention and said, "If you're really going to sing that bad, you should probably roll your windows up." FML
by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 12:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2012 at 2:33am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
by stoych / 10/08/2012 at 3:14am / United Kingdom / Love
by staticman101 / 10/03/2012 at 11:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by praise the prenup / 10/02/2012 at 8:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
- Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got… Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I… Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed she didn't technically cheat on…