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Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by suffersecks - United States
Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States
Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)
Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by mazzer (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, during my fourth solo day working as a meter-maid, I had a vehicle towed for being parked in front of a fire hydrant. The vehicle belonged to the governor. I'm scared to even show my face at work next week. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 8:19pm - work - by NoMoreMeters - United States (Ohio)
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 6:09pm - health - by Out of Shape (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)
Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)
Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)
Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)
Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)
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