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by Noname / 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML
by depraved / 01/08/2009 at 6:21am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I am a Frenchie who's been in England for two months. While wanting to say to my technician that my manager made me groan during our meeting, I said that he made me moan. Now he keeps looking at me with a grin on his face. FML
by ladyhead / 12/18/2008 at 11:30am / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull) / Work
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
by Kourou / 11/21/2008 at 7:53am / Miscellaneous
- Today, my wife agreed to let me give her a rimjob. All was going well, until she decided to let out… Today was my first day back to school from an eight day hospital visit. Everybody now assumes that… Today, I was driving around on a backroad with my boyfriend and I managed to get my car stuck. Now…