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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today , I asked mah daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently , the shop only had four-pints , so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML


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On 03/30/2014 at 6:04am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Havering)

2day a teenage grl bumped into me and my pone fell out of my ands, looool and over te Golden Gate Bridge. FML


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On 03/09/2014 at 1:08am - misc - by Seriously? - United States (California)

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."


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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, an for te past week, ma dog startd barking at ma dooren I start masturbating. I tink ma mom is starting to suspect. FML


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On 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by fappy dog - United States (Illinois)

Today, My Boyfriend An I Were Having Sex. Just As He Was About To Finish, He Pulled Out An Came In His Hand. He Then Flicked His Hand Towards My Face An Yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML


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On 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by zamwow (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

2day mah friend's dog got hit by a car. I was the only one not in shock, and had to drag the poor thing off the road, then comfort a hysterical friend while the driver verbally abusd us and demandd we pay fir the repair to his car. FML

2day the guy I lyk shoved me looool out of the way so he could talk to another girl .


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On 11/20/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday mah obsessive ex... who recently cut mah phone line to stop me from talking to mah boyfriend of three years... got a job at the same restaurant where both mah boyfriend and I work. FML

Taday I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in mah parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into mah parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on mah parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp fir air then throw up all over their bed. FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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