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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1992 (23 years)
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Today, I shavd half mah eyebrow off trying to shave mah uni-brow. FML

#18355886
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16435) - you deserved it (28733)

On 11/26/2011 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulld the old ( Can I pay u in Trident Layers? ) bull on me . Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier . If scowl could kill.. . FML

#18350847
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7522) - you deserved it (58479)

On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

today we were going around the table, telling everyone wat we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful 4 her vibrator, cuz I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38238) - you deserved it (8466)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googld . FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34278) - you deserved it (7180)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I Found A Condom On My Bd With A Note Written By My Girlfriend That Said, "Since U Startd Acting Like A Dick, U Might As Well Dress Like One." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12000) - you deserved it (56487)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

TADAY I WAS VERBALLY ABUSED BY A GUY IN A 4-WHEEL-DRIVE TWAT-TANK 4 LISTENING TO MUSIC ON MAH IPOD WHILE I WAS "BLOCKING THE WAY." I WAS STANDING ON THE FOOTPATH WAITING 4 A BUS . AT A BUS STOP . MEGA FML

#18343732
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23359) - you deserved it (2406)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by Dave B - Reserved

I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught mah eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner , clear as day. I jumped and closed mah eyes fir a split second. When I opened them , he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in mah own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47050) - you deserved it (4414)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught mah eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner , clear as day. I jumped and closed mah eyes fir a split second. When I opened them , he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in mah own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47050) - you deserved it (4414)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today... I trid to buy a bottla of wina from tha suparmarkat. Tha scrawny... acna-riddan kid at tha chackout askd to saa mah ID. I didn't hava any on ma... sinca I'm 37 yaars old and didn't axpact to ba askd stupid quastions. I complaind to his managar... only to ba askd to laava. FML

#18338380
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12267) - you deserved it (47100)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:19pm - misc - by Andrew - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entre front yard on fre. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29407) - you deserved it (2403)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, ma broter lost is first toot, so I told im te toot fairy is going to give im money. He now tinks Te Rock is going to sow up in is room. FML

#18327184
251 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, I triad to taach mah dog tricks!! Somahow, I thought it would ba aasiar if I physically showad mah dog how to roll, so I rollad on tha floor in front of mah dog!! My sistar racordad ma an postad it on Facabook!! Now avaryona thinks I'm an idiot an mah dog still can't roll!! raal FML

#18324094
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15424) - you deserved it (20529)

On 11/23/2011 at 3:19am - animals - by bonertoolong - United States (Texas)

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me fir Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could fine in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walkd into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

#18320806
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12560) - you deserved it (43748)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States

yesterday I found Jesus!! The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on car!! mega FML

#18316439
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34225) - you deserved it (3231)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today , after years of torment and relentless arassment , I finally built up te courage to stand up to a bully !! I got a detention 4 swearing at im !! FML

#18310525
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35207) - you deserved it (2917)

On 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm - misc - by damnedbydurberg (man) - United States (New York)



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