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by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 10:49am / United States (Wyoming) / Money
Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML
by sharon / 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Shelly / 12/14/2011 at 12:18am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2011 at 8:57am / Norway (Sogn og Fjordane) / Miscellaneous
by reallyman__639 / 12/13/2011 at 7:26am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by photomark / 12/13/2011 at 1:32am / United States / Health
by LogicalMolly / 12/13/2011 at 12:16am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by lucas / 12/12/2011 at 1:38am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
by stinky / 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 10:33pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 2:29am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 1:57am / United States / Animals
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
by nakedness / 12/10/2011 at 8:35pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by LinaLinaYeah / 12/09/2011 at 11:26am / Canada / Love
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
by Aly / 12/09/2011 at 10:40am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…