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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 71
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Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML

#18670300
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27485) - you deserved it (3044)

On 01/01/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by Scarred4Life - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41556) - you deserved it (8046)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

#18614231
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27629) - you deserved it (2560)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

#18612285
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28261) - you deserved it (2373)

On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

#18612285
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28261) - you deserved it (2373)

On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML

#18594969
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15549) - you deserved it (38651)

On 12/24/2011 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14375) - you deserved it (36488)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

#18590219
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10803) - you deserved it (27233)

On 12/23/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML

#18588984
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25905) - you deserved it (4312)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30456) - you deserved it (4060) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

#18579452
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8009) - you deserved it (30490)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

#18578540
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12803) - you deserved it (61343)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

Today, I found a wallet containing an ID card. I managed to track down the owner, who now is threatening to call the police if I don't return the 400 dollars that he insists were also in it. FML

#18577886
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32129) - you deserved it (2384)

On 12/22/2011 at 7:04am - misc - by JackSteely -

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

#18575911
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9367) - you deserved it (31486)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States



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