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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5583
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML

#531777
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28226) - you deserved it (76162)

On 03/22/2009 at 2:43pm - health - by IHateBagels (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he just now decided to look up what it is. He gave me a bible. FML

#320737
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69382) - you deserved it (16323)

On 03/14/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML

#183630
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83417) - you deserved it (12232)

On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
995 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

#150971
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12223) - you deserved it (68547)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

#150971
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12223) - you deserved it (68547)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

#23513
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12965) - you deserved it (29225)

On 02/11/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by tylerlove361 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9745) - you deserved it (36511)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

#12195
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20866) - you deserved it (26122)

On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76462) - you deserved it (16797)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML

#5890
32 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

#4044
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9256) - you deserved it (43908)

On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37476) - you deserved it (13763)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)



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