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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 71
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Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

#18949271
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31443) - you deserved it (56486)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6376) - you deserved it (59220)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12663) - you deserved it (34160)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33256) - you deserved it (3564)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML

#18898180
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21816) - you deserved it (3592)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:42am - work - by communistgirl (woman) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27053) - you deserved it (1930)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
529 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30052) - you deserved it (53435)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
529 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30052) - you deserved it (53435)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

#18766012
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18199) - you deserved it (26245)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm - work - by student414 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31034) - you deserved it (5841)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

#18750277
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10556) - you deserved it (31653)

On 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm - love - by Tiana - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

#18714264
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37182) - you deserved it (2084)

On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I ignored my phone, as my mother has dementia and calls me 15 or so times a day, thinking each time is the first. I braved horrendous rain and gale-force winds to go to work. Turns out it was work calling to tell me not to bother coming in. FML

Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML

#18679153
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5680) - you deserved it (43600)

On 01/01/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by Leigha - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)



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