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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12532) - you deserved it (56870)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

#18253944
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33693) - you deserved it (3290)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

#18249265
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37882) - you deserved it (2265)

On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

#18240312
121 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27629) - you deserved it (2080)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

#18231005
81 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908
167 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
375 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

#18208389
117 comments

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On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

#18192880
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20442) - you deserved it (33725)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

#18192880
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20442) - you deserved it (33725)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
187 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

#18187794
121 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by farhia97 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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