About 24788 : This section is a place to tell you guys about myself. Well I'm a very interesting person to say the least. I'll tell you what I love to do and where I love to travel to, but first I need to share something else with everyone here. I am just a normal dude like everyone else who really enjoys FMYLIFE. Everything about this site just makes my day better. FMYLIFE has something most websites can't offer. Sorry I'm getting a bit off topic on this one right now. I tend to do that at times, but don't worry I will share with you everything you need to know, so you're life can be just as good as mine for reading this. Well I'd really love to share my life, but I've seem to run out of room.
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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML
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On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I installed high performance brakes on my car after fearing that my old brake system was to weak and I could get into a crash. On the test drive a car in front of me stopped short. My new brakes worked, the ones on the car behind me didn't. I now have whiplash and a totalled car. FML
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On 05/11/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by Lex (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML
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On 04/29/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by PoopTart (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML
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On 04/29/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by PoopTart (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I bought a box of Fruit Loops. When I got home, I noticed a free prize would be in the box. I sifted through the box, looking for the small toy. It wasn't in there. I don't know what is more sad, the fact that I got ripped off by a children's cereal or that I'm 21 and upset by it. FML
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On 04/26/2009 at 10:29pm - misc - by ahhnotoy (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version
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