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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 165
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my husband injured his back badly. He's taken three percocets, because according to him, he knows the dosage better than his doctor, and is demanding that I let him drive himself to work, with no pants on. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38921) - you deserved it (3382)

On 09/08/2014 at 1:56pm - health - by jkim - United States (California)

Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40065) - you deserved it (4516)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

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227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19940) - you deserved it (39197)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I was getting ready to perform a speech in anthropology on the globalization of public transportation and how it brings cultures together. On the bus ride there, the girls behind me were discussing ways to hide their track marks after injecting. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19423) - you deserved it (2428)

On 09/30/2011 at 12:50am - work - by nearlythere - Australia

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10522) - you deserved it (24433)

On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - misc - by blackandblue (man) - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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165 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by filipinoclari808 (man) - United States (Hawaii)



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