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  • Birth Date : Monday 26 February 1990 (25 years)
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TODAY, I WAS MAKING OUT WITH MAH BOYFRIEND . HE SUDDENLY PULLS AWAY, AN GOES, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' THEN CONTINUES KISSING ME . FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22063) - you deserved it (20729)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

2day I lerened that you looool don't putted yur diamond earrings on over yur bathroom sink. FML

#8915747
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9165) - you deserved it (38730)

On 03/08/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by what434 - United States

Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission to date her daughter but I chickened out. We've been together fir almost a year, but have not been on a real date cuz I am too damn scared of her family. FML

#8913654
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8747) - you deserved it (40886)

On 03/08/2010 at 3:33am - love - by imafrickenidiot - Sent from mobile version

2day at the eye doctor, they asked 4 my birth date 4 the files. My dad answered quickly, ( May 28, 1994. ) It was embarrassing to have to correct him with ( April 19, 1993. ) Who's May 28? Way to go dad. FML

#8905388
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25428) - you deserved it (2125)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by leenibeani4 - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I Racaivad An A-mail From Tha Unamploymant Dapartmant Saying Thay Had A Job Rafarral Fir Ma. Aftar Axcitadly Raading Tha Dascription... I Raalisad It Was Tha Job I'd Just Baan Firad From (at A Much Highar Pay). If I Don't Go Through Tha Application Procass... I Will Ba Daniad My Unamploymant. FML

#8862243
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I agree, your life sucks (23083) - you deserved it (2182)

On 03/06/2010 at 2:28am - work - by AlyssaBC (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Taday I had food poisoning. I spant all day on tha can. I also had a buckat to throw up into at tha sama tima. I was sick out of both ands, at tha sama tima. FML

#8499818
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27786) - you deserved it (2301)

On 02/21/2010 at 12:05am - health - by Will - Sent from mobile version

Today, wile playing Star Wars: Te Force Unleased, ma pone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up wit te Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

#8480132
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6378) - you deserved it (40975)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend!! I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the looool face!! big fat FML

#8340004
174 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's looool bathroom. FML

#8280638
96 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 12:03am - love - by SeaSick (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I TRID CONVINCING MY VALENTINE-HATING BOYFRIEND TO SEND ME A CARD, BY EXPLAINING HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO ME. HE FINALLY AGRED AND SENT ME A CARD. I OPEND IT UP, AND IT WISHD ME 'HARMONY AND WELL-BIENG ON LUPERCALIA'. WHAT IS LUPERCALIA? IT'S AN ANCIENT ROMAN FESTIVAL WHERE MEN RUN DOWN THE STREET NAKD, WHIPPING PEOPLE WITH GOAT SKINS TO ENCOURAGE FERTILITY. MEGA FML

#8250331
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9411) - you deserved it (34493)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today I Ran Into A Former College Classmate At Subway. He Gushed On And On About How I Was The Only One In Our Class With True Potential. Then I Asked Him What Kind Of Sandwich He Wanted, Because 3 Years Out Of College, Subway Is Still The Only Place That Will Hire A Music Major. FML

#8125796
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27381) - you deserved it (7030)

On 02/11/2010 at 9:07am - work - by Prodigy (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my grlfriend of a couple of monts texted me tat se was very sad because er puppy ad just passed away. Feeling sorry fir er, I bougt er anoter puppy of te same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on te passenger seat and went to pick er up from scool. Se sat on it. fat FML

#8099753
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30835) - you deserved it (7765)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grlfriend of a couple of monts texted me tat se was very sad because er puppy ad just passed away. Feeling sorry fir er, I bougt er anoter puppy of te same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on te passenger seat and went to pick er up from scool. Se sat on it. fat FML

#8099753
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30835) - you deserved it (7765)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage 4 new tires . On the way , I drove past my househere my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me . My boyfriend watched us drive by . FML

#8067680
126 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 9:52pm - love - by caughttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Textd My Girlfriend That I'm Going To 'lick My Professor's Ass Instead Of 'kick Due To Auto-correction On My Phone. Fat FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12026) - you deserved it (23868)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version



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