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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 December 1984 (30 years)
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About 1year15days : I am a happily married mother of two. My name represents the difference between my girls' birthdays. I have been reading FML silently for quite some time and decided to join in on the fun.

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Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML


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On 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML


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On 05/07/2014 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML


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On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

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