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1two3four5six

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1528
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About 1two3four5six : My favorite shows are Supernatural, That 70's Show, Metalocalypse, and Blue Mountain State. I like rock and metal music and my favorite bands are Steel Panther, Korn, Nine Inch Nails, Blink182, Avenged Sevenfold, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Panic At The Disco, Motley Crue, Skold, and AC/DC. I spend most of my time on Tumblr or Netflix, I do like talking to people who like the same kind of stuff as me, though, so message me if you wanna talk, especially if it's about Supernatural. :)

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1two3four5six's favorite FMLs

Today, I handed the keys to my Mustang to my mom so she could go car shopping. As she pulled away, I remembered the condom wrappers, sex toy packaging, and empty bottle of rum that was in the passenger's seat of my car. I'm twenty. FML

#945659
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13108) - you deserved it (75613)

On 04/13/2009 at 6:46am - intimacy - by jackass (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

#620821
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123376) - you deserved it (9262)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

#582886
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19640) - you deserved it (81811)

On 03/24/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by blondie (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (243317) - you deserved it (32113)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML

#520285
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90513) - you deserved it (32911)

On 03/21/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by clementine_k (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

#283028
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (260878) - you deserved it (47703)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

#279648
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54783) - you deserved it (18970)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:06am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

#152273
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45131) - you deserved it (13562)

On 02/27/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by wwasmer (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML

#79349
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41676) - you deserved it (7898)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. FML

#55148
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37398) - you deserved it (6885)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - love - by EK (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was watching TV when the Jim Beam commercial came on with the hot girl saying how she likes her men fat and hairy. My mom walked in and said, "See honey, you still have a chance." FML

#54355
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36630) - you deserved it (4324)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by LonelyInLA (man) - United States (California)

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

#24019
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47367) - you deserved it (7923)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28692) - you deserved it (27758)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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