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Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11617) - you deserved it (51434)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML

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On 06/28/2009 at 5:30pm - animals - by Teylot (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

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On 06/19/2009 at 1:57pm - kids - by no_service (man) - United States (Missouri)



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