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Today, my grandma was diagnosed with lung cancer. We're very close, and I called my boyfriend, really needing some support. I'd barely told him what had happened, when he replied, "Babe, I'm in the middle of a game here. Call me later." FML

#21150333
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48797) - you deserved it (6152)

On 05/24/2014 at 3:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

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122 comments

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On 05/24/2014 at 11:22am - misc - by Lindsey (woman) - United States

Today, my Spanish teacher imitated the sound of a coffee grinder, and then said in Spanish, "OK, all of you do it." I did it, thinking everyone else would too. I was the only one in the class who'd understood the Spanish part. FML

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82 comments

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On 04/24/2014 at 11:32am - work - by me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I graduated from Basic Training. I was really looking forward to seeing my family after being away for almost three months. They decided not to come to graduation because they didn't want to spend the money to travel here. They live 30 minutes away. FML

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103 comments

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On 04/09/2014 at 7:47pm - money - by CheapFamily - United States

Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML

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109 comments

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On 03/26/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by sociallyawkward (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I went shopping for a wedding dress at a fancy store. The proprietor took one look at me, said they don't have any dresses large enough for me, and asked me to leave. No wonder my self-confidence is in the gutter. FML

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

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157 comments

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On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

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102 comments

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On 03/06/2014 at 9:54am - health - by DaggerHole (man) - Australia

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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121 comments

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On 02/25/2014 at 11:59am - love - by jill (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was breast feeding my son. Out of nowhere, he bit my nipple hard, causing me to scream in pain. He giggled with my nipple still between his teeth. FML

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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130 comments

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On 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML

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128 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by igotpride - United States

Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML

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106 comments

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On 11/29/2013 at 10:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

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163 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States



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