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About 1guy_2balls : Don't take life too seriously, nobody makes it out alive.

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Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12060) - you deserved it (32254)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by FingerBang (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19253) - you deserved it (66235)

On 05/27/2009 at 5:45am - intimacy - by arctic1 (man) - United States (Alaska)

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