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1guy_2balls
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
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About 1guy_2balls : Don't take life too seriously, nobody makes it out alive.

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Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9356) - you deserved it (26756)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by FingerBang (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16857) - you deserved it (61421)

On 05/27/2009 at 5:45am - intimacy - by arctic1 (man) - United States (Alaska)



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