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1dvs_bstd

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1263
  • Number of comments : 526
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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1dvs_bstd's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML

#21326143
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30838) - you deserved it (15392)

On 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

#20070700
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32223) - you deserved it (7673)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)



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