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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 May 1940 (75 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1509
  • Number of comments : 681
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 1dvs_bstd : SAY HELLO TO THE BAD GUY






I comment on really old fmls from back when I was in high school and make it seem like I'm from the future. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

A couple of my favorite TV shows... In alphabetical order:
Community, Scrubs, HIMYM, Blue Mountain State, Arrested Development, Futurama, The Simpsons (Season 1-6), South Park, Family Guy, Breaking Bad etc.

A couple of my favorite movies...
The silence of the lambs, Scream, Stephen King's 'It', The evil dead, Army of darkness, Most Quentin Tarantino movies, The shawshank Redemption, The breakfast club, Star Wars.. why am I doing this? why are you still reading.. fuck all yall.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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1dvs_bstd's favorite FMLs

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML

#21447742
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24756) - you deserved it (2419)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by wot02 (woman) - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML

#21326143
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33337) - you deserved it (16606)

On 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

#20070700
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32248) - you deserved it (7675)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42940) - you deserved it (4719)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

#645
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22140) - you deserved it (3531)

On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

#766
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48938) - you deserved it (2497)

On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

#765
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4378) - you deserved it (39485)

On 12/31/2008 at 1:23pm - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

#764
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26879) - you deserved it (3983)

On 12/31/2008 at 1:03pm - love - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

#639
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20067) - you deserved it (2177)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:48pm - misc - by Aintnosunshine - Sent from mobile version

Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML

#763
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29135) - you deserved it (2110)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am spending new year absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with alcohol and strangers. Somehow, I still love her. FML

#762
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25390) - you deserved it (10320)

On 12/30/2008 at 8:36pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML

#759
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21158) - you deserved it (6448)

On 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm - money - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML

#637
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25540) - you deserved it (5973)

On 12/30/2008 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Disturbed - United States (Colorado)

Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

#636
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10175) - you deserved it (22652)

On 12/30/2008 at 1:00pm - misc - by MikeMoosey - United States (California)

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20921) - you deserved it (4368)

On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)



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