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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30313) - you deserved it (15225)

On 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31262) - you deserved it (7527)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)



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