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1DisGR8

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 March 1999 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 369
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

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1DisGR8's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML

#21459919
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15155) - you deserved it (20700)

On 08/24/2015 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were "I hope you have insurance". FML

#21410548
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30693) - you deserved it (1978)

On 05/15/2015 at 2:48pm - misc - by hendrixisgod86 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML

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417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18054) - you deserved it (214377)

On 04/03/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by C0olgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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