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1Dfangirl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 May 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1621
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Taday my best friend ho I've been in love with for nerely a decade asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation as he waded through the profiles he complained that it was impossible for him to find a grl to have a meaningful conversation with. fat FML

#21269205
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40894) - you deserved it (6244)

On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Taday I saw mah teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using yur phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be k if I told you I'm arranging mah father's funeral?" FML

#21256116
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43858) - you deserved it (16373)

On 09/11/2014 at 2:33am - misc - by lolwut - United States (Oregon)

Today I started a new job!! Tree of Kenyan coworkers keep getting togeter and reminding me tat aving more tan one wife is okay in tere country!! I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far!! FML

#21255696
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35467) - you deserved it (3086)

On 09/10/2014 at 1:16pm - work - by notmarryingyou - United States (Washington)

Today,hila mah taachar was damonstrating how to usa tha ultrasound aquipmant, wa all figurad out that I'm pragnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52709) - you deserved it (10544)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend calld me in teres, convincd that he found me in a porn video online!! It wasn't me!! And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too startd crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am!! FML

#21243572
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49500) - you deserved it (4359)

On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)

Today, ma friend started coking wile at a Hard Rock Cafe. I jumped up and tried to give er te Heimlic maneuver, only for er to trow up all over te table and stagger out of te place. I stood tere as te waiter asked if I wanted to split te bill. mega FML

Yesterday, My Boss Had A Lengthy And Obnoxiously Egocentric Conversation With A Colleague. After She Left Across The Office, I Stood Up, Looked Over At My Colleague, And Made A Sarcastic "shooting Myself In The Head" Gesture. I Saw My Boss Staring At Me Over A Cubicle Wall As I Turned Around. FML

#21236078
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26809) - you deserved it (19455)

On 08/12/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by bademployee (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked... "Wat'ca got tere?" He said... "U... tat's my dick... Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43353) - you deserved it (27722)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday as I awoke, te sun was sining, te brds were tweeting, and police srens were wailing at a drug bust next door !! FML

#21234535
96 comments

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On 08/11/2014 at 1:11am - misc - by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML

#21233355
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51906) - you deserved it (21209)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle cuz he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML

#21233179
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42272) - you deserved it (6147)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML

#21233010
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37412) - you deserved it (2581)

On 08/09/2014 at 1:59am - misc - by I already have one, thanks (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Picked Up An Extra Shift At The Store. It Was Also The Day The Store's Ventilation System Shut Down, Resulting In Carbon Monoxide Poisoning For Me An Two Co-workers. FML

#21230314
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39196) - you deserved it (2753)

On 08/05/2014 at 6:44pm - work - by cutthroatkait (woman) - United States

Today, wile talking to my sister, I explaind to er tat te reason I ope I end up aving a girl is I want my daugter to love me te way I ( usd ) to love my own moter. I didn't mean to say it in te past tense. My sister told my mom. Se's planning my babby sower. FML

#21229187
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33921) - you deserved it (5990)

On 08/04/2014 at 9:20am - love - by mother to be - United States

Today, a new session startd for mah swimming squad . I walkd down to the pool, trippd over a stray equipment bag, and belly-floppd into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothd . I'm the coach . real FML

#21225439
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40341) - you deserved it (4661)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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