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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 May 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About 1Dfangirl : Hate that feeling that you get when you see nialls blue eyes and just want to cry and fall to the floor.

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1Dfangirl's favorite FMLs

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

#21225439
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21471) - you deserved it (2380)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML

#21224360
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29632) - you deserved it (3303)

On 07/30/2014 at 12:41am - love - by Humiliated & Heart-Broken - United States (Texas)

Today, I have really painful pimples on my upper lip. I'm a professional trombonist, and every note causes excruciating pain. FML

#21220657
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34947) - you deserved it (4309)

On 07/25/2014 at 10:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I tried fixing my dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out for trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking and acting pissy ever since. FML

#21218479
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49445) - you deserved it (4274)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got the, "It's not you, it's me" speech for the third breakup in a row. I'm beginning to think that they may not be entirely telling me the truth. FML

#21217897
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38799) - you deserved it (6239)

On 07/23/2014 at 12:09am - love - by swiggityswooty - United States (California)

Today, I managed to punch a customer's child as he walked around the corner just as I enthusiastically pointed his mother in the direction of what she was looking for. FML

#21217892
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37835) - you deserved it (3788)

On 07/23/2014 at 12:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

#21217252
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42227) - you deserved it (3558)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by d4rkxf0x - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML

#21217074
8 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38587) - you deserved it (6463)

On 07/22/2014 at 4:44am - love - by and the truth comes out (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

#21216984
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32070) - you deserved it (22751)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

#21216549
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37461) - you deserved it (2996)

On 07/21/2014 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

#21215497
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40036) - you deserved it (2767)

On 07/20/2014 at 7:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my mother compared having me as a daughter to having a deadly kind of cancer. FML

#21213727
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43673) - you deserved it (4848)

On 07/19/2014 at 1:53am - misc - by wtf? - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML

#21212029
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41088) - you deserved it (3971)

On 07/17/2014 at 4:48pm - love - by toonice - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

#21209168
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40893) - you deserved it (3384)

On 07/14/2014 at 7:04pm - work - by AFH2O - United States (California)

Today, my boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off. In my ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks. Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank. FML

#21207207
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43161) - you deserved it (14961)

On 07/12/2014 at 5:11pm - work - by Workhorse - United States (Ohio)



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