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19smellymely67
  • Town/Country : Kyle, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 December 1986 (27 years)
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Today, the "man cold" has infected my brother. He honestly thinks he's dying. He only has the sniffles. FML

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On 12/06/2013 at 7:21am - health - by linzl00 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

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On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

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On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore



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