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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
Monday 1 September 2014