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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML


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