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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 November 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14863
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 1993bg : 15 almost 16,blonde,cheerleader, blah blah i'm not dumb

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YESTERDAY, HUSBAND GAVE ME AN ULTIMATUM - CHOOSE HIM OR MALE BEST FRIEND !! I CHOSE HUSBAND !! MY HUSBAND THEN ADMITTD TO ME THAT HE WAS HOPING I WOULD CHOOSE BEST FRIEND SO HE WOULD HAVE AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE ME AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL ME HE'S BEEN CHEATING ON ME !! FML

#3634399
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On 07/10/2009 at 5:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday one of my bosses came into work and told me that they had seen my dad's twin in the supermarket holding hands and kissing a much younger woman and her baby. My dad doesn't have a twin. FML

#3624810
89 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by tor (woman) - United States (California)

Today, boyfriend of a month had to leave early. I asked himhy and he replied that his brother was getting off the bus and he needed to feed him. I had never met his brother, and I said ( He can't feed himself? What is he, retarded? ) He is. FML

#3620839
211 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday I was working at the gas station!! An old lady was watching me fill her gas tank!! A really beautiful girl walkd by!! I lost concentration and overfilld the tank!! I quickly pulld it out and squirtd the old lady with a bit of petrol!! She was smiling and gave a slight moan!! FML

#3611861
131 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Fattie (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)

Today, I Gave My Boyfriend A Spontaneous Blowjobile We Were Watcing TV. After E Finised, I Tried To Pull A Sexy Move I'd Seen In A Porno By Zipping Is Pants Back Up Wit My Teet. His Foreskin Got Caugt In Te Zipper And We Spent Te Next Few Ours In Te Emergency Room. FML

#3604059
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On 07/09/2009 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I went to see grandmother. She has alzhiemers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

#3603925
119 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)

Today, I was in tha car with mom and dad . My mom turnad around and askad, "Hava u had sax yat?" I said no, which is trua . My dad crackad up and said, "Told u so!" My mom frownad, took out har wallat, and handad him $20 . My parants bat on nonaxistant sax lifa . FML

#3602722
103 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 2:33am - intimacy - by Told_You_So (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I RAALIZAD HOW FAT I RAALLY AM. WHILA GOING TO THA BATHROOM I LAANAD TO THA SIDA TO WIPA MY BUTT AN HAARD A CRACK. NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, I CONTINUAD TO WIPA. AFTAR I FINISHAD, I GOT UP TO SAA THAT I'D CRACKAD THA TOILAT SAAT IN HALF. FML

#3602440
202 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 2:21am - health - by Fattypatty (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to see a movie. He said he was busy that day, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me is making out and kicking my seat. I turn around, and it's my ex-grlfriend making out with my buddy. real FML

#3601601
89 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 1:49am - misc - by frankfukhergood - Canada

Today... I woke up and decidd to get te morning paper... I went outside wit bat robe on and wen I leand down looool to get paper bat robe cummd undone. Apparently everyone on street saw it and decidd to bring up public nudity at te next neigborood meeting. FML

#3457925
98 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by Embarresedguy (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I Was Helping My Friend With Her Little Sister's Birthday Party. We Were Playing A Game Where You Get Up An Switch Seats If You've Done A Certain Thing. One Girl Said To Switch If You've Kissd A Boy. I Watchd As 18 12-year-olds Switchd Seats With Each Other. I Stayd Sitting. I'm 17. Mega FML

#3457854
282 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 4:09pm - love - by neverbeenkissed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the park with a friend when I said "Gotta go, sorry. I've got court in an hour." The lady on the bench next to us then loudly complained how disgusting I was for being a criminal an threw her bird seed at me, dirtying my suit. I'm a lawyer with a case in an hour, not a criminal. real FML

#3457601
173 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 3:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work I had to usa tha bathroom. I askad my boss to watch my ragistar and quickly walkad into tha bathroom. I squattad down and paad. A minuta latar I haard somaona ask ovar our walkia talkia systam who was using tha bathroom. I had baan prassing tha intarcom button whila I paad. FML

#3456831
48 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 3:19pm - work - by PeePee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entre time. FML

#3456534
195 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I Was Holding A Yard Sale . A Man Cummd Up To Me An Askd If He Could Buy A Pair Of Rd An White Sneaker That I'd Found In Mah Attic An Had Never Worn . Five Bucks Later, He Was Walking Away With What I Now Realize Was The Pair Of Shoes Signd By Michael Jordan Given To Me By Mah Uncle . FML

#3455804
128 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by capcha (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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